Moved From inside the 60 Seconds (2000)
The new Role: Oscar properly throughout the bag, Ange traces right up close to Vinnie Jones for some wallet-friendly, Jerry Bruckheimer nonsense.
Director Dominic Sena’s report-thin characterisation renders Angelina with little doing however, stay to searching alluring, however, obviously, she will it perfectly. Even with dreadlocks.
The new Pout: Hard to say if or not she is pouting, or smirking in the Cage’s hammy delivery. We are going to give their own the advantage of the new doubt…
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
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The brand new Part: Uh-oh, it will be the biggie…At one time when performing a film based on a beneficial game carry out damage the dependability, in Jolie’s case it was an excellent masterstroke.
The film has been a load of old tat but Angelina’s contour-hugging costume made her a quick symbol. And she plus reached star which have Jon Voight again. Aaaaah.
This new Pout: Overshadowed somewhat of the Gown, that fairness, overshadowed all else regarding the film. Probably for the best.
Amazing Sin (2001)
The Role: Urgh…into the a story one Jackie Collins do dispose of while the “flimsy”, Latin spouse-people Antonio Banderas shopping themselves a post-acquisition bride-to-be from The united states. It roll around some time, prior to particular unwelcome murdering gets in just how of all of the sex.
It is a negative movie indeed one to devotes really serious display screen time for you a partial-naked Jolie yet nevertheless manages to end up being fatal terrifically boring. That disregard, eh Ange? The fresh new Pout: Cluster to some deeply underwhelming sex-scenes, not the newest pout normally avoid unscathed. Curse your Banderas!
Lifestyle Or something like that Want it (2002)
The newest Character: Terrible identity, awful movie. Jolie’s article-Oscar slim move continues on with this particular spatter out-of existential guff. She plays Tv journalist Lanie, whose “perfect existence”, surprise, headache, ends up not to be therefore primary whatsoever.
Chaos off misfiring laughs and sickly-sweet “meaning of life” claptrap, one to Academy prize was seeming a long time ago in reality.
The newest Character: Ah really, when the going gets tough, Angelina returns as to what she understands, raining herself back into the tiny pants for another round away from treasure-browse antics.
Jolie is superb with what might be a two-dimensional role, although pacing are sluggish additionally the action flat even though the Jan De Bont delivers using the panache out-of a paving stone.
Beyond Limitations (2003)
The latest Part: Angelina are the right-into the rich girl just who jets out to a war zone to help you share with you hugs. Unfortunately she is soon distracted of the an effective slushy romance which have services employee Clive Owen (face place solidly so you’re able to “stern”).
Ange is attempting to discover as the “conscious”, but turns out marooned inside a mistaken wince-fest that aims towards the heart-strings however, finds the newest gag response! Yuck.
This new Pout: Low-secret, definitely! Not discover this type of person starving? Oh hold off, Clive’s lookin. Turn up new pout!
Taking Lifestyle (2004)
The fresh Part: Preposterous thriller, crammed with nonsensical “twists”, a career-lot of category-cliches (murky cityscape…consider, quit warehouse…check) and you can Jesus-awful conversation (“Maybe you have started fishing…the fresh lure always passes away.”).
Ange goes through new actions given that a hard-bitten FBI profiler who, shock shock, are “obsessive” in regards to the jobs! If perhaps their casting broker were since faithful… New Pout: First devote difficult-ass elite group form, but gets to showcase the pouty wares whenever Ethan Hawke transforms right up.
Heavens Head In addition to Field of Tomorrow (2004)
Ange performs a single-eyed military style of exactly who gives a give whenever old fire Jude will come contacting. Any more attempt to give an explanation for area carry out end in the thoughts so you can burst.
Alexander (2004)
Brand new Character: Angelina organizations up with aggravated old Oliver Stone, who’d the latest brainwave out-of casting Jolie (who was however within her twenties) given that Colin Farrell’s mum. Cheerfully she is by far the most enjoyable thing in it “misunderstood” historical epic.